I'm Hua ba, secretary of defense of bulls. Obviously you're all wondering what's going on, so these are the facts. At 10AM Friday our bull market was attacked. So far as we know, there were no survivors. The purpose of the attack was to harm our technical indicators; we don't know what they were looking for, but they sell sell sell without any meanful rebound during the assault, which leads us to assume they're going to try it again. Now, Egypt's bears and shorters have taken responsibility for the attack. NASA's working around the clock to break it but we need YOUR help in holding your positions. You've all shown guts in the 2008 bear market. Bulls have dispatched an armed force to its full capacity. Good luck to us all.