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[趣味影音] 吐槽迪士尼經典動畫: After Ever After - DISNEY Parody

本帖最后由 jhemy 于 2013-5-11 09:31 编辑

歌词改编得很有内涵……

http://v.youku.com/v_show/id_XNTI3NDQ1MTUy.html    (youku无中文字幕版视频)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zGV8qdkJJXc    (youtube中文繁体字幕版视频)


LYRICS
If you've ever wondered why
Disney's tales all end in lies
Here's what happened after all their dreams came true

Ariel(小美人鱼-爱丽儿)
I loved being princess down in -- this beautiful ocean blue
But mermaids are going missing -- they end up in someone's stew
So just try to put yourself in -- to somebody else's gills
You're killing my ecosystem -- with fishing and oil spills
Thank you BP(英国石油公司), thank you BP(英国石油公司)
The British are killing, oil is spilling
Now I can't see... MY EYES!
Chinamen feast on Flounder's fins
Plus the Japanese killed all my whale friends
Oceans are browning, I think I'm drowning
Thanks to BP(英国石油公司)
YOU SUCK!

Jasmine(阿拉丁-茉莉公主)
Hey, I'm OK, but I'm slightly scared
My husband's a mark for the War on Terror
Aladdin was taken by the CIA
We're not Taliban
You've got the wrong man
In Guantanamo Bay
Prince Ali, where could he be, drowning in wawa
Interrogation from the nation of the "free"
Bin Laden's taken the fall
We're not trained pilots at all
Jafar went crazy and no one put up a fuss
We're for freedom, Genie can vouch for us
Bush was crazy, Obama's lazy, al-Qaeda's not in this country
Set free my Prince Ali

Belle(美人与野兽-贝儿)
A whore! A whore!
A whore, a whore, a whore!
This town's gone wild since I married Adam
They think I'm going straight to hell
But the charges laid on me
Of bestiality
Could wind up getting me thrown in a cell
No, I'm overrun by mad men
I hear they plan to burn me at the stake
They legit believe I'm Satan
And now I hear that PETA's gonna take my beast away

Pocahontas(风中奇缘-宝嘉康蒂)
After John Smith traveled back to England
I helped my people cultivate the fields
More English, French, and Spaniards came to visit
And they greeted us with guns and germs and steel
They forced us into unknown lands of exile
They pillaged, raped, and left us all for dead
So now I'm far more liberal with a weapon
When I separate their bodies from their heads
Have you ever held the entrails of an English guy?
Or bit the beating hearts of Spanish men?
Can you shoot an arrow in some French guy's eyeball?
Can you paint with the red colors in these men
I can murder if I please
Cause I'm dying of disease
I can paint with the red colors in these men

Thanks to BP(英国石油公司)
Where's Prince Ali?
Bestiality
I've got STDs
鲜花鸡蛋赠送记录

是这个少年自己制作的么? 好厉害哦!


人,总归都要走一条相同的道路,却不知是走向天堂还是地狱?
这个重复了吧
看样子是讥讽时政啊。
谢谢分享!还是那个做HP和魔戒的天才少年哈!
现在技术已经从两个发展到四个啦?
莫非。。。复方汤剂?
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