Hi Gentlemen,
It is very easy for the US economy to walk out this current dire situation. You guys, listen up. Here are my several suggestions:
1. Manipulate the Oil market, the government can actually make money from it. Now depress it down to $50 a barrel, sell all your reserves. Once the price dropped to certain level, buy the oil secretly. Don't forget to put pressure on your lackey - the Saudis, without our support, the bastards are already ousted.
2. Manipulate the gold market, right now the speculators put a lot of cash there. That is where you can make a lot of money. You can short the Gold down to its knees if you want. These "ugly" speculators are filthy rich, you can take their money now. The thing is, we have a solid government, who the hell needs the gold? Fiat money is "edible".
3. Repeat 1 and 2 and remember what I said.
4. I have many other good ideas, but hey, I am not going to let you take them for free. -:) |